queef

A gasous waste that comes from the vagina. If inhaled by a male creature, small infants with vaginas for faces may explode from the males gonads. This act can be known as queef rapid reproduction or QRR. Chemicals from queefs often cause mutations into child ninjas if given at birth. Side effects include cornicopias sprouting from the nose during thanksgiving.

Queefs are pretty gross, but pretty freakin awesome.

by skaaaadoooshhh July 28, 2011

queef

!. A vaginal explosion of gas.
2. The act of letting off a queef

Get out of her way, she's gonna have a queef!
I'm gonna queef

by djubjub February 11, 2004

queef bait

such a thing that wood make one queef

like sexin it doggy style
them yoga positions
big d***ks
tight p****es
ani other thing that could cause a girl to queef

Guy 1: man she said she's a virgin!
Guy 2: Wat!! thats queef bait right there!!

Girl 1: Man that nigga is hung!! and im tight as hell
Girl 2: haha thats queef bait gurl!!

by HeCallsMeBae March 26, 2010

queef crack bikini monster

after a long night of drinking and waking up to a fat and ugly chick in your bed and the smell of queefs around you and pubes sprinkled all over the place

I went to the beach and there were all fat and dirty bitches with their pubes hanging out while queef crack bikini monstering their way around the beach like its their day to day job while thinking they own the place

by davy likes penis April 11, 2010

queef melt

Almost the same thing as Clitty Litter but not green! A Queef Melt is when a hogre farts in the front side hallway and nacho cheese jizz cums out in your mouth. Its gotta be at least 8 hrs old and it can't be your wad. hahaha

Pass me that Queef Melt baby. Not.

hot and steamy Queef Melt!

Do you guys still have the 99 cent Queef melt?

by Rhino420 April 4, 2009

super queef

a queef so powerful it can spawn life

on the sixth day, God's super queef caused humanity

by tanner jo September 26, 2007

queef baby

1.the afterbirth of a lesbian cluster fuck. a little bastard with two mothers which usually look butch, have mullets, or any other manly features.
2. when two lesbians are beaver rubbin and one somehow gets impregnated.

1. butch and bitch have a queef baby
2. hillary and carol were beaver rubbin and carol queefed into hillary's beaver and two weeks later hillary was sick... come to find out, she was impregnated with a lil bastard queef baby

by A. Tizzle December 7, 2006