Pulling a Turco is an excuse of the lamest proportions. This is typically an excuse given at the last minute after multiple promises of coming to Jiu-Jitsu class and/or an open mat. Examples of pulling a Turco can be any or all of the following :
1) Work got the best of me today.
2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.
3) I have to babysit my parakeet.
4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.
5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
1) Work got the best of me today.
2) Wish I could make it but I’m buried in work.
3) I have to babysit my parakeet.
4) Wish I could come to class today but I have to wash my ferret.
5) Sorry guys, can’t make it today because I got pulled into a meeting.
Training partner 1: Open mat is on fire today, where is Tom? He promised he would come today.
Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.
Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.
Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
Training partner 2: Five minutes before open mat started, he told us that he couldn’t come because he had to wash his poodle. So lame.
Training partner 1: What a douche, he’s totally pulling a Turco.
Training partner 2: Yep, he’ll be in a white belt forever.
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B: Only a partial Anson. Ain't nobody to knock up, ain't coming back.
A: Uhuh.
B: Only a partial Anson. Ain't nobody to knock up, ain't coming back.
A: Uhuh.
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