small potatoes

i really dont know the background of this saying but you say it refering to something small.

me-now dog,why would you cause thisfracas with your dad over such small potatoes?
chris-nigga what potatoes got to do wit dis?

by zxulu tha big lip bandit November 18, 2004

lumpy potato

1. A man with a fat, mishapen penis.

My sister went out with him until she saw his lumpy potato.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003

Potato face

When your forehead and/or chin are roundish are longer than your nose. Making the person's face look like it has been mashed in the middle like a potato.

"Damn she has a Potato Face!"

by Flaco August 4, 2015

nato potato

a spud that comes in many variations. Often enjoyed mashed, fried, baked, roasted, scalloped, or in the form of tater tots, chips, and soup.

I couldn't survive without my nato potato fix everyday.

by aksnowflakes February 3, 2010

juan potato

Mom spaghetti

Boy 1:You GONNA EAT Juan Potato
Boy 2: Hell yeah

by KetchupGuy101 February 6, 2014

Mashing Potatoes

A euphemism for masturbation

"John, what have you been doing your forearms are massive?"
"Oh you know just mashing potatoes"

by Crystalgeek March 21, 2013

mashed potatoes

A potato, mashed

If them superstitious motherfuckers want to have that kind of party, I'm going to put my dick in the mashed potatoes.

by Matt January 25, 2004