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pocket python

The penis.

Also: trouser snake, one-eyed trouser snake.

Began to be common in the UK in the 70's largely through Bazza Humphreys and Let Stork Strine, a kind of dictionary of Ocker Australian talk.
He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.
by the man of the sea October 18, 2009
mugGet the pocket pythonmug.

granny pocket

1. Affectionate term for the female genitals

2. Unwashed female genitals
Awwww, what a sweet and well groomed granny pocket!

Damn, stinks like granny pocket in here!
by badgerchap May 11, 2016
mugGet the granny pocketmug.

pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.
Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!
by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014
mugGet the pocket penismug.

A Pocket Raper

a gold digging female or stingy Merchant, with the only intention to take your last cent...
she only wants me for the money & she knows how to get it, she's a pocket raper!!

or

dam i spent $200 in the swap meet & this dude still aint cut me a effn deal, ole' pocket raping a**
by The Homie G 702 July 1, 2010
mugGet the A Pocket Rapermug.

pocket chicken

1. When you wrap fried chicken in napkins and stick it in your pocket to save for later.
2. Another name for a man's penis.

3. The feminine version of "cock."
"Jacob, why aren't you eating your fried chicken?"
"I don't like to eat in public," he says as he proceeds to wrap his meal and stick it in his pocket.

"Dude, pocket chicken!"
by Chesch April 15, 2017
mugGet the pocket chickenmug.

Skin Pocket

1. noun: A surgically-implanted, thin, fabric like material, solid to prevent leakage (important in a skin pocket), found between the epidermis and dermis, that forms an opening along the length of the leg or chest, usually used to store everyday items (cell phones, wallets, ipods, etc.) so one does not have to wear pants; extremely practical for the everday man and woman, but NOT for the someday man and woman. Formed only if one commits oneself to evolute.
Dude, I evoluted some skin pockets. cheek cheek boom.
by slydevilly August 6, 2012
mugGet the Skin Pocketmug.

A Frog with Pockets

A Frog (Frenchman) is innately dishonest. If you see a Frog with pockets, he will probably try to rob you because he is a thief.
That bitch was crookeder than a Frog with pockets! She stole my ice cube trays!
by Dan Wrather December 24, 2010
mugGet the A Frog with Pocketsmug.

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