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loaded piece of toast 

Something so absurd, it can't possibly be true.
"That's a really loaded piece of toast! You know what I mean? laughter I mean, you have to laugh at a certain point because it's just ridiculous." - Meghan, Duchess of Sussex on the British tabloids misrepresenting her relationship with the British royal family.
loaded piece of toast by t_ray March 8, 2021

eat my piece 

a less vulgar way of saying "blowjob" or "falatio"
Guy 1: yo dude what happened to you last night? you just disappeared..
Guy 2: yeah i got some chick to eat my piece
Guy 1: well done.

Guy 1 to Girl 1: ..eat my piece
Girl 1: 4 more shots first
eat my piece by cf171 June 6, 2010

a good piece 

"a good piece of ass"- a good hook-up, sexual encounter
a good piece by z-dog November 5, 2003

Worthless Piece of Shit 

@AntiMAPSociety_ on twitter
He fucking faked his own suicide for sympathy, what a worthless piece of shit.

jaunt piece 

Used in reference to a guy's genitalia.
Hey, man! Get your jaunt piece out of my face!
jaunt piece by PrettyLittleKitty December 11, 2008

147 piece 

When you catch such a savage BEAT down that you can hardly fight back. It's like getting two pieced but times a hundred!
Vince: "Ha-Ha! Darby whipped your ass! What was that two piece like?"

Sean: "Fuck you! How was that 147 piece you got from Manuel?"
147 piece by Nick C G III January 1, 2009