peanut butter jelly time

A point in time at which an individual is so poor, the only food that s/he can afford to eat is peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.

Kim: Hey, girl, you wanna go to Chili's for lunch today?
Jessica: No, I can't. It's peanut butter jelly time.
Kim: Damn. Maybe next week when you get paid?
Jessica: Yeah. That'll work.

by xeyla April 26, 2009

Peanut Butter Jelly

Besides that song, one of the best buttie combinations of all time.

Thanx to reggie & the full effect for introducing me, a british man.

Snoochie Boochies! PB&J is the shiznit!

by Tommy Harding August 18, 2004

Peanut Butter

The act of recieving oral sex (blowjob) while playing videogames.

Oh god! My computer screen is as white as Santa Clause's beard after all that peanut butter last night!

by LolzJeffyLolz January 28, 2010

Peanut Butter Kid

Someone who can't get any and resorts to putting some food object (such as peanut butter) on their junk and has an animal (usually dog) lick it off.

"Dude that kid will never get laid"
"yeah, he'll have to be a peanut butter kid"

by jerbear. March 11, 2009

peanut ass

What happens when you eat too many peants.

Oh man, Natalie had peanut ass real bad!

by theotherbrutha January 2, 2012

Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.

1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.

by СукаБлять May 28, 2015

peanut

a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself

Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself

by Ares708 June 8, 2016