spill baby

a child concieved during anal sex either because of a tear or horrible joke played on one by fate.

Whatshisname only came in my ass so i figure i'll have to tell my future child he's a spill baby.

by jl999 December 20, 2008

Durr Baby

A child born between two blood relatives (usually cousins) that has a birth defect as a result of incest.

Make sure to wear a condom when you fuck your cousin. I don't want you to have a durr baby.

by Packedpower27 September 27, 2023

Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011

Baby Cream

A man's cum.

Term is especially fitting when a man is having sex with a women without using protection of any sort.

God dammit Demetrius... I ain't on the pill no more and you got this baby cream all up in me, I ain't got time for this!!!

by theflash78 April 8, 2013

Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Baby Ice

Nickname for the best virtual football player to ever grace the Ultimate Team game mode.

Popularised by Kurt: The Portugese Icon would be referred to as Baby Ice when scoring goals that had no right to be in the back of the net.

Baby: referring to the card being the youngest snapshot of Eusebio's career

And Ice: Referring to the Ice that corses through his veins as the Portuguese striker remains calm, controlled and focussed when scoring from the tightest of angles.

Through ball from Pink Boots... through to Baby Ice, Baby Ice, Baby Ice *scores goal*

Baby Ice!!!!!!! 8 million coins !

by FreeKurt October 30, 2020

Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.

I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018