Knuckle Bumping the Oatmeal

When you fist a loose bitch with a yeast infection.

Wallace- Dude, you took her home last night? She's a no-go with that YI.
Jones- Nah man. I was knuckle bumping the oatmeal all night.
Wallace- You're fucking sick.

by Kiril Ishikawa May 25, 2015

Raspberries and oats

During intercourse when the woman is on her period, the man or partner vomits at the sight of menstrual blood. Therefore making the illusion of raspberries and oats.

I felt so bad last night bro, it all ended with raspberries and oats if that tells you anything.

by The jimmy rustler Mach 2 April 27, 2016

fat nippled oak tree

A slang word for a small white penis with warts on it.

Girl1: Holy shit Brad has the smallest fat nippled oak tree!
Girl2: The fuck is a fat nippled oak tree nigga.

by Busty Jew April 20, 2018

1 2 oatmeal

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute
1, 2, oatmeal
Kirby is a pink guy
1, 2, oatmeal
Because Kirby is very cute

Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy
Kirby inhaled his enemies, and make it later
Kirby is so happy that something he can because he's such a pink guy

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

Here comes Kirby Meta Knight to protect
Because he is attacked by King Dedede
Meta Knight swings the sword of King Dedede defeat
What a triumph is that!

1 2 oatmeal

by mixon606 January 27, 2018

Bag of Oats

When a sexual partner faces you, wraps their legs around your head where the middle of their crotch meets, and they hang from you while you eat out their anus in a feedbag manner.

Tom: Hey dude you look tired
Hank: Yeah, Izzy let me use her as my Bag of Oats last night.

by guccibird October 6, 2018

nut of the oaks

So Nut of the Oaks is essentially when you think you see a wooly, pubescent head of a penis enter the butt hole under the oaks

So I was walking home through the forest when I saw my parents and I thought “nut of the oaks”??

by Nut of the oaks January 19, 2019

the holy trinity oak park

hooking up with someone from oak park & river forest high school, fenwick, and trinity during your high school years.

i’m so close to completing the holy trinity oak park!

by wjdichevwvndichsv April 2, 2019