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Shart-nut

A derogatory term for someone being an ass, a literal dingleberry of a person
Daniel was being a shart-nut when he ate the cauliflower gnocchi Julia bought at Trader Joe’s without her.
by Mark7897 June 5, 2018
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broke a nut

Noun

When you bust a nut so hard your balls now hurt
I jus went for a quick nap and I busted so hard I think I broke a nut
by Bubbanator June 5, 2018
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Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023
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Nut Spatula

A tool used for the separation of a sweaty ball sack from the inner thigh
Man, my balls are stuck to my leg. Any chance you brought your nut spatula?
by DonnyB123 April 10, 2023
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Cracked nuts

Hurting, painful testicles after a male is hit in the groin
He cracked his nuts on a railing whilst skateboarding!

He felt nuts first on the rail. He's in agony holding his cracked nuts.
by Nobli May 7, 2023
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Nut Master

Someone who Nuts so hard, they black out. They tend to feel horny whenever they're nervous.
Guy 1: What Happened?
Guy 2: Some guy had a Nut Master Problem, in the movie theater. The entire Cinema had to be evacuated it got so bad.
by Hindu Magic School Bus April 12, 2022
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Shafty Nut

by Jesuslations January 3, 2021
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