tear jerk-off

Purposely watching a sad movie to cry for pleasure
"I haven't cried in so long, I need a tear jerk-off session"
by baby-yeezus March 04, 2017
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Mexican Jerk Off

When two men stand directly infront of each other and jerk off until one of them unloads onto the other and is dubbed the winner. Often used to settle arguments.
Chaddeus and Brolin were arguing over who could have the last beer and they decided to settle things with a Mexican Jerk Off.
by Man Meat Machete October 24, 2018
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Circle jerk selfie

An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously
Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!
by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013
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Ambidextrous Jerk Off

One who can masterbate equally with either hand.
Did you just walk in on Matt? He was going to town on himself with each hand. He’s a truly talented ambidextrous jerk off. Unfortunately, he always makes a mess that someone has to clean up.
by Roger's Not Here January 27, 2023
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Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.
“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”
by Kicky40 March 15, 2018
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Jerking the Colon Boner

"I hate it when Sally walks in on me jerking the colon boner," complained Jim.
by ToxxicPinkk May 26, 2012
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getting the circle jerk

The act of being jerked around by several people at once. Often used as a humorous expression as it pertains to several men masturbating in a circle, possibly around you, or on you, suggesting a lack of power on your part (the person receiving the circle jerk) and a larger proportion of power for the individuals perpetrating the circle jerk.
I applied for several jobs but keep getting the circle jerk!

I had an interview but he didn't call to let me know, I'm really getting the old circle jerk!
by thoroughly circle jerked April 22, 2010
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