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cock munchers

by Mike Williams May 5, 2004
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bone muncher

by JFKBMB January 13, 2007
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muscle car

An all-American V8 rear wheel drive car from the 60-70s. Generally an affordable model with a huge engine. Not known for comfort, safety, or efficiency. They were, however, long-lasting, and reliable.

Anyone driving a muscle car today is simply enjoying the raw power of the large displacement engine.

Muscle car drivers have no sense of irony, they want the fastest car so they get the one with the biggest engine so they can be unquestionably the fastest.

Import drivers enjoy the quiet, comfortable, reliable, efficient and nimble nature of imports. If an import driver adds performance parts and races the car he/she understands the inherent irony in doing so.

In a nutshell, muscle car cars are for guys who get off easy, they like to cum in the first 12 seconds just like their daddy did.

Imports cars are for people who have more considerations when purchasing a car. No one has purchased a Civic just for the purpose of out-running a Mustang.

Import enthusiasts have to disrespect muscle cars because comparable American cars such as the Cavalier have no defenders.
Muscle car driver: "I wish my daddy could see me smokin this 1.8 liter commuter car car with my 400hp V8, he'd be so proud of me."

Import driver: "What the hell is this guy doing? I just need to turn left at the next light"
by vg30e May 14, 2007
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Muscle for the hustle

A heightened state of masculinity whereby one's possession of lean muscle mass accompanied by cardio-respiratory fitness enables superior sexual performance in terms of intensity and duration.
After hours of unparalleled sexual pleasure, she praised the fact that he had the muscle for the hustle.
by Sidney and Spenser November 12, 2013
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chalupa muncher

A morbidly obese male or female whose diet consists soley of fried mexican foods. They can be found at fast food chains across the world, or at walmart in the big and tall clothing sections. The lifespan of these individuals is quite low therefore they are considered an endangered species.
Guy 1: hey let's go to taco bell.
Guy 2: hell no that place is gonna be packed with chalupa muncher s
by chachaddict April 17, 2009
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Ass muscle

The muscle in the butt used as in insult towards someone acting dumb.
Person1:Hey wanna get some beer?
Person2:You're old enough to drink?!
Person1:I'm23 ass muscle.
by what's_a_pseudonym? January 11, 2010
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invisable muscles

a person who is rather skinny or fat looking but can pull off great moments of strength. often confused with invisa-muscles
look at peter, he just lifted that girl right off the ground. he looks so skinny he must have some invisable muscles
by litterdud September 25, 2010
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