G.M.T

An abbreviation of Gambian Maybe Time. Refers to the system of time used by Gambian drug dealers. This system operates through a synthesis of optimistic time keeping and sheer apathy towards the customer. Although a precise written system is difficult to establish due to the complex nature of G.M.T, there are conventional assumptions usually made about the Gambians estimation. Five minutes is usually interpreted as twenty minutes and multiplied accordingly. However, this system is unreliable as G.M.T varies by environment, weather, micro-climate, lunar alignment, location and must importantly, the amount of money that is to change hands. Rare cases have been noted where Gambians have travelled vast distances in times thought impossible for human beings when asked to supply over 1OZ.

"How long did Horus say"?

"Half an Hour"

"Okay, G.M.T"?
"Aye"
"Let's catch a film".

by Anoomalyman December 24, 2012

MTH

My Tits Hurt.

This word is to be used after working out or performing any activitiy that can make the pectoral muscles burn excessively.

DB#1: Bro, I just put up 500 lbs 6 million times, MTH.
DB#2: What is MTH?
DB#1: It means my tits hurt
DB#2: You're a douche

by bikmike October 1, 2009

MTH

MTH stands for "Multi-Talented Homeboy". It is used to describe a cool, funny, and talented person. He has a great taste in music, has a bunch of friends, and has great hair. The girls love him.

"Dude, do you see that guy playing guitar and singing for those girls over there?"

"Yeah, dude's a total MTH"

by simba36 December 10, 2009

P.M.T.

(P.M.T.) private message time.

when on facebook your conversation on a post gets a little personal you simply write P.M.T. to the person you want to talk to and they know what time it is.

by DR.jfg July 16, 2009

MTV2

a billion times better than MTV they show REAL music and HEADBANGERS BALL the best show in the world ....

hey man they give headbangers ball the best show ever

by metaljunkie November 22, 2003

MTV VMA

An event plagued by celebrities, where people show up and make some serious "fasion don'ts" Also a good time to proclaim your stance on some assinine issue.

Did you see Lil Kim at the MTV VMA's? Can you believe she had her boob hanging out like that?

by baby goat August 28, 2003

MTD

A musically transmitted disease

Person one: LALALALALALA
Person two: Why are you singing that?
Person one: My friend "Bob" gave me an MTD

by AnnaBearr July 6, 2009