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Mah-moat

A word my little sister says because she can't speak great she says that word for remote also this could just mean you're really bored and looking through urban dictionary because you don't know what the fuck to do
Sissy give me my mah-moat
by Supupdog January 28, 2019
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Mah-moat

A word my little sister says because she can't speak great she says that word for remote also this could just mean you're really bored and looking through urban dictionary because you don't know what the fuck to do And apparently this definition already exists let's see if this will help
Sissy give me my mah-moat
by Supupdog January 28, 2019
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Dual Moanitors

Having two computer monitors for the purpose of watching porn. This will allow the viewer to listen to the moaning through two high definition speakers, which makes for some great fondling and erotic ejaculations.
Big Easy: Dude, I was plowing my wife last night, and she was moaning like a whale on crack.

Juicy J: Bro, me and my chick were watching some porn on some Dual Moanitors last night. The shit was electric and I swear I blew a load like a whale blows water out it’s blowhole. It really works wonders.

Big Easy: Wow... I have never been so proud of you in my life.
by Stoney69 March 16, 2019
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goo'moanin

what a quick Good Morning sounds like on the way to the bathroom.
he is already or still up (nobody knows) and only allows himself a super short sleep during daybreak (the five minutes of sunup)
"goo'moanin, Sepp. don't tell me you have had the daybreak slumber! want eggs?"
by Krkič May 5, 2019
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The Moatside welcome

It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.

Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.

'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.

Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).

It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.

You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
You can only have the Moatside welcome if you have been in it, or it has been in you
by A3457 April 1, 2020
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Pity Moan

When in sex, you’re doing a bad job, your girl will give you a pity moan.
“My boyfriend didn’t reach last night so I had to give him a pity moan.”
by MagesticTofu September 17, 2020
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dirty moatez

To make someone beg for you to fuck them.
I dirty moatez her and now she calls me daddy !
by spencerdott June 3, 2021
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