by dwight schrute - beet farmer October 8, 2007
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The purpose of the mood elevator is to trick employees who are tired of their mind numbingly depressing jobs, shitty bosses, and lousy paychecks that their problems are only figments of their imaginations and not real problems at all.
The purpose of the mood elevator is to trick employees who are tired of their mind numbingly depressing jobs, shitty bosses, and lousy paychecks that their problems are only figments of their imaginations and not real problems at all.
Boss: Looks like someone has got a case of the 'Mondays'. Maybe you need to try raising your mood elevator.
Peon: You can take your mood elevator and shove it up your ass!
Peon: You can take your mood elevator and shove it up your ass!
by Dagobert June 30, 2008
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When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose
by churdler April 4, 2003
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Get the Moonbin sexy mug.Moondocking is the act of an individual taking a fat shit into the anus or vagina of another individual. This can be done between male and female participants alike. It can also be done with strange animals
"Eww did you see the leaked vid of david moondocking??" "Yeah, it was pretty disgusting."
*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
*david appears* "youve been eating corn!"
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Get the Moondocking mug.To tuck one's balls between the legs and moon someone. The balls under the ass resembles the neck of a turkey, thus forming the turkey moon.
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