homemade mechanic

Hit shit with wrench

All that banging I heard last night must have been the homemade mechanic next door

by LordMemion February 7, 2017

Lunchtable Mechanic

That guy from school or work who reads up on car magazines, plays the latest Gran Turismo or Forza title and swears the Honda S2000 could slam a Porshe 911. They might know something about cars, but your best off not trusting a word they say.

"I was putting oil in my Civic at Autozone and once I opened the hood, all the lunchtable mechanics came out of the woodwork offering advice"

by LilChillbil August 11, 2017

bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.

Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!

by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017

mandale mecha

"Mandale mecha" refers to the request from an A person to a B person to just "Blaze it" now refering to the Joint/Blunt, or how Argentineans call it "Troncho"/"Porro"/"Vela"/Etc.

A: Hey! I just got some porro! You're in?
B: Sure mate! Mandale mecha!

by DonLanz January 22, 2018

Mulle Meck

This wünderbar person is of the Raptorian heritage and was crowned as king of the legendairy african tribe in 1233 b.k. This creature is an exceptionally well oriented predater whom'st'd've many years of experience within hunting uncivilized autists; e.x ROIJDAN.

This rather unique creature has a few tricks up its claws;

Q= Reaping slash
W= Autistic Screech Paralyzes enemies for 1+ 0.5/0.75/1.0/1.5 seconds.

E= JAMP HIGH IN AIR KICK DASHA HARD IN ASS.
R= STÅNGBYYYY! This is Mulle Mecks most powerful move which can cause an eventual "terror attack" and type 3 hepathitis aswell as neutralizing and demolishing objects, such as walls, doors and toiletpaper.

I got attacked by this 'monster', mulle meck who almost sliced my wrist.

OH NO! DAASHA IS HERE CALL FOR MULLE MECK!!!!!

by MULAGIUS MEKANIS-HURU February 12, 2018

dirty mechanic

A cheater catcher.

Aman Hambleton is a dirty mechanic.

by dadirtymechanic4214 May 9, 2018

hispanical mechanical

Slang to refer to a fender with a hispanic (with questionable status). Some hispanic neighborhoods have a tendency to block entire roads over a little fender bender. Thus annoying and impeding the commuters who use that road.

God dammit! I'm gonna be late to work due to this hispanical mechanical in this chicano neighborhood that I pass through. They are blocking the whole road over a fender bender!

by fartso55 January 14, 2019