Matthew

The best personality ever. He really knows how to have fun and makes everything better. Someone you want to always have around. He's goofy, he's sexy, he's smart and great at everything he does. If you ever find a Matthew don't ever let him go. He makes life worth living. He puts the pep in your step. No matter how bad you feel, he makes it better somehow. Just ask him about his houseplants. He cooks the best fucking ribs and knows how to do everything. He's cautious with his feelings and makes you want to be the person you knew you could be.

A Matthew is irreplaceable. He's the best of the best. I love Matthew for his person.

by Combatcarmen October 17, 2022

matthew

That DICK. Shit. THAT BODY. FUCK. I need a towel to dry the sweat up from standing next too you cuz your on fire!

Girl: I just had the best sex of my life! Nothing can top that giant cock. Seriously! It was the size and strength of a mountain lion. Strong, sturdy, and ferocious. And if you blow in it's face long enough, it roars at you.

Girl: Man, that Matthew is sure living up to his name

by matthewlovesbutts February 20, 2023

Matthew

That really sexy hot ass mother fucker that cums all over you in bed and has a really big dick, usually 100 inches and fucks a girl named cameron

Cameron: OMG MATTHEW FUCK ME
Matthew: Oh yeah baby

by Oofoafoaofa May 17, 2019

Matthew

The most annoying, high-pitched prick in the entire universe and beyond. Stay a far distance away from this monstrosity. Be warned: You may get Ebola if you are between 15-20 meters radius.

The class: Oh my effing god, look at Matthew It's disgusting

by -The Awesome Person! October 23, 2017

matthew peterson

Matthew is a person with a MASSIVE dick that has blond hair and blue eyes

Omg it’s a Matthew Peterson!!!

by Fazebanksbro69 December 27, 2017

Matthew

Has a sexy ass

You see Matthew? He has a sexy ass

by 14432youdontknowme5566 February 13, 2018

Matthew

Matthew, a guy you will learn to love. He can come on as a jerk but eventually he finds his way into your heart. If you know a matthew get to know him, hes the funniest and sexisest guy you will ever meet. If hes your boyfriend dont ever let him go. Matthews go best with girls named: Brandy, Elle, Maya, Sara and Hannah. if a matthew likes you youll know its mostly obvious. IF YOU GET HIM HOLD ON TIGHT AND NEVER LET HIM GO!!!! matthews are good at sports and usally have very brown eyes and nice brown hair. Matthews are very very very good kissers and amazing at everything

Girl one: OMFG whos that guy hes so sexy
Girl two: umm have you not met him, thats matthew hes super funny and good at sports everyone loves him
Girl three: Is he single

Girl two: um no last time i checked hes dating Elle or Hannah

by Hejbxhdj May 10, 2018