Long block math

the worst form of cruelty a person can be put through...

Monday was the worst day for Artab because he had long block math

by batraworld June 4, 2018

put in my math

to put one's phone number/bbm in another persons phone

"There aint no telling what kinda things that I'm'a start to do
If I get wrapped up on your ass to fast
I can tell you feel the same cuz when I ask you laugh
So I'm'a leave it at that n hint n put in my math"

lloyd bank$

by lbca$h April 1, 2009

MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

mental abuse to human

My teacher did MATH=Mental Abuse To Human

by crazyilluminati March 1, 2017

account guy math

A creative way of telling the client that he/she has less money than they originally thought, though we will still spend like it's 1999 all over again.
Also, never let the number get in the way of a good story.

We'll just use some account guy math to buy another week in Sac Town.

by Account Guy August 27, 2003

d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math

Nobody has lived to tell the tale of d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math, (READ ON AT YOUR OWN RISK)

Law 1: Arithmetic of Commutative Associative.

Law 2: Distributive hard Fractal.

Law 3: "Do I have to call home today because all you have accomplished is writing a dick and balls in someone else's book"

Him: "Hey Broskie, do you know what a Distributive hard Fractal is?"

Her: "Well, of course, I in fact follow d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math"

Him: "Wow, you lived to tell the tale?"

Her: "Wanna get juice?"

by d'Argeavel's 3 Laws of Math June 14, 2021

do the math

When a situation doesnt make sence.

'yo, this aint right'
'Do the math, it dont add up'

by Niki April 7, 2005

Blocked Cool Math Games

Depression for all kids.

"My dude have you heard that cool math games is blocked"

"No way they Blocked Cool Math Games!?!?!?"

by Your Real Name 007 March 15, 2019