The very essence of UBC Computer Science professors. Unfortunately this disorder passes onto its top students as well.
You need to pay each of the masturbation professors a total whopping sum of 1 million dollars per course per term as they masturbate on both the male and female instagram profiles of their students and talk incoherently in lectures just to pass time and disorient their prey.
by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023
Get the masturbation professormug. a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.
by depressed banana February 28, 2025
Get the no masturbate marchmug. when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.
but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.
also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.
also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done
(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done
(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023
Get the masturbatingmug. Robert loved masturbating. Every day after school, he would go in his room, lock the door, and go on Jerkmate. He would pull down his pants and underpants and click on the perfect stream. When he saw the girl rub the dildo on her massive tits, he started masturbating his dick. Then when she got to shoving the dildo up her asshole, Robert would start masturbating even faster. At this point, his dick was covered in precum. Now, the girl was shoving the dildo up her pussy. Robert was masturbating even harder, his hands getting tired, but he still perservered. He felt the cum getting to the head. Finally, Robert let a big moan as he cummed all over under the desk. Robert felt like he could jizz one more time, so he continued beating his meat as he clicked on another live stream. Robert, being the gooner that he is, ejactulated again, this time not white, but a pinkish-red color. He was horrified. He then died after peeing all of his blood out.
by MyCockIsBigAndBlack October 5, 2025
Get the masturbatingmug. by masturbater naked fuck me September 7, 2021
Get the masturbationmug. Its after Finger Free February and its the same ass Destroy Dick December but Mega Masturbation Mars is for girls
by NiceForWhat November 2, 2019
Get the Mega Masturbation Marsmug. ''Sometimes, uh, people are unable to find other people to partake in certain activities with, in which they will partake in those activities on their own. That, that is the definition-
(H: no it's really not.)
That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''
Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
(H: no it's really not.)
That is KIND OF the definition of masturbation. Ummm and that is all I'm willing to say''
Max (and Harvey) to Tilly in 13 again podcast
''It looks like you're masturbating.'' was said to Tilly. ''What is masturbation?'' clueless Tilly asked.
by hereforthefunsies January 3, 2025
Get the masturbationmug.