Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.
Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker
by Prangutan January 17, 2021
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The Hebrew log

A Jewish individual who is equipped with a massive cock.
by Daddy1029384756 March 08, 2023
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Anal Log

like the opposite of a sneaky shit just a big old log into the shitter just plop plop loud ass sound boomboom plttt
brb mate gonna take a dump
sneaky shit ?
nah mate anal log
fuck good luck mate *taps ass* *strokes tail*
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Lincoln Log House

Where you stack turds vertically and horizontally to make a Lincoln log house
I just built the biggest Lincoln Log House earlier! That shit was so fun!
by Cav42 March 01, 2023
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Lincoln-logged

When a person eases a lincoln-log up their anus, and twirls slowly.
When Jim got into the shower, he knew he was ready to be lincoln-logged.
by Larpington Haggitson February 06, 2019
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Lincoln Logged

1. (verb) The act of balancing a piece of fresh fecal matter on the erect penis before and during coital entry.
Joe is a jerk, I heard he Lincoln Logged Jen last night.
by king kennedy January 05, 2008
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Fungus on a log

The act of a male masturbating and taking a shit at the same time and ejaculating on the excrement
by Anon112221 January 21, 2021
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