A law dealing with attempts to fix things that states: "If one tries to fix something long enough, one will eventually either fix the problem or render it unfixable."
I tried to fix my scratched halo 3 disc and after a while I ended up cracking it. Therefore, I have arrived at the second possible outcome of Barnham's law.
by Xicer October 9, 2008
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And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
And is that every combination of letters that isn’t a word is a number as there are a limited amount of words and an unlimited amount of numbers so numbers has to take every space of every available combinations. This means that “gshvsvsbeiaoqowibshwiaoxjsbsbixSjjwbwjdjnsbuxjebshixdnebebebebebsbsusjjsbsbdjxidosplwbbrbridoxnwbwjaosixjbebsjdjdhcbkeowoakdbbdjdisbsndbdbdbdbdbdbidjsnsbdbdbbdhdhdiw“ is a number just like one or one hundred or a billion but wayyyyyyyy past the highest number that we know of (googolplex) (10^1(100 zeros) this means that numbers over a googolplex that haven’t been invented are free to make so... GO HAM
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Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.
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Mike: hey dude I'm thinking of hooking up with jenny
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
Steve: No way man you had your chance with Claire, you don't want to go breaking Gurneys law!
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should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
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Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?
Bro: The blonde? Yeah.
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Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.
Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.
Bro: The blonde? Yeah.
Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!
Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.
Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.
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