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Laredo's a town in South Texas. Contrary to popular belief, it is independent of San Antonio, only 150 miles north on IH-35, which stretches from Laredo to some town in Minnesota.
by Anonymous September 1, 2003
Get the Laredo mug.A small town in Scotland, located near Glasgow. People that live there have a reputation for being "big, hard, and tough". They all talk in slag, so much that none of them can really understand each other. Larkhall is the type of town where all teenagers spend their time outside on street corners drinking. Basically, it is a shit hole.
Alex: awright am actual so glad a moved tae larki (larkhall) man
Lewis: aye me too wantae go oot the night and git drunk and set fire tae stuff
Alex: aye soonds like fun tae me
Lewis: aye me too wantae go oot the night and git drunk and set fire tae stuff
Alex: aye soonds like fun tae me
by satan the dark lord October 8, 2013
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"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
"GitRdone"
"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"
"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"
"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"
"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"
"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"
"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"
"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"
"My grandma was in a farting contest..."
"GitRdone"
Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday
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Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce
Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired
Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco
Wife: Laredo
Mother in law: you need a divorce
Boss: Where are you from?
Employee: Laredo
Boss: your fired
Guy1: Adonde vas?
Guy2: Laredo
Guy1: pinche naco
by Tony July 17, 2006
Get the Laredo mug.Adjective usually applied to a woman meaning 'funny, sweet, sexy and original'. A woman who is overtly sexual but in such a playful, quirky, and 'old school' way that you can't tell whether she's really coming on to you or just flirting. Sexually forward without being slutty. Taken from singer Larkin McLean.
She seemed like she was into me but she was so larkin that I knew my down and dirty come on wasn't gonna work so I just stood there like a dumb ass. Finally I just asked her to dance and DAMN, she shook me all night long!
by Arcane Dave April 9, 2012
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