A jersey for a Professinal sports League that is cheap and and names and numbers are stuck on with a cheap sticker type and the jersey cost around 25-30 dollars
by Rfwill13 February 20, 2009
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by Wanda Bangs December 25, 2010
Get the New Jersey license plate mug.New Jersey Spray verb, noun, adjective
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
verb (used without object)
1. To spray loose feces on the face of another person performing a "rim job" either intentional or accidentally.
2. A male or female with an obvious and overly dark spray tan that resembles splattered feces.
"I shouldn't have eaten all of that undercooked brisket last night. I accidentally gave my boyfriend a New Jersey Spray Tan"
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
"My girlfriend requested a New Jersey Spray Tan and then wanted a kiss after."
"That girl just came from the salon. It looks as though she received a New Jersey Spray Tan."
by embalming squad October 10, 2011
Get the New Jersey Spray Tan mug.A men's tank top shirt, also known colloquially as a "wifebeater". Its name stems from the recent ruling decriminalizing domestic violence in Topeka, Kansas.
"My wife forgot the mayonnaise on my sandwich. Better sport my Topeka Jersey before hitting her out of the park."
by orangejuliuscaesar October 16, 2011
Get the Topeka Jersey mug.A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"
” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
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Mike 1: Dude my hands are so cold, I could really go for a New Jersey sump pump right now, would you mind initiating with a New Jersey soap pump and I'll complete the process?
Mike 2: Sure man!
Mike 2: Sure man!
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