Jerseysaurus

Someone from New Jersey, typically Italian-American, who still hopelessly clings to outdated cultural traditions that the rest of America (and the world) has thankfully left behind. Specifically fist-pumping, wife-beater shirts, fake tans, IROCs, and continuously saying 'forget about it'. An ongoing embarrassment to Italians from other parts of the world.

Look at Vinnie fist-pumping over there with that wife-beater and fake tan. What a Jerseysaurus!

by Jack I Am December 18, 2010

Jersey Marinade

When someone (either girl or guy) has had far too many drinks before giving a blowjob and throws up with a dick still in their mouth.

A - Yo that chick's pretty hot
B - Don't go there, she gave me a blowjob once and it ended up as a Jersey Marinade.

by Browniesauce March 10, 2011

Jersey Juice

Ejaculation, jizz, cum, sperm

Man, I was watching porn and got jersey juice all in my pants.

by Voodoo Mama Juju April 26, 2011

jersey double team

Two chicken patties on a bun with a slice of pizza in the middle as a divider. Named in reference to the pizza being Italian (see Jersey Shore) and being double teamed by the chicken patties (see McGangbang).

Friend 1: Yo dawg, what do you think it would be like if we both fucked Snooki?

Friend 2: Dude, I have the cibarious equivalent to intercourse wit dat Italian beeyotch. It's called the jersey double team. It's good as fuck.

Friend 1: Shit bro, let's eat this bitch up.

by Sandwiches before bitches May 6, 2011

jersey jerk off

Jerking off in a girls ear.

She can't hear to well cause Joey just gave her a Jersey Jerk off.

by Jason8673 March 7, 2016

Jersey shore

absolutely the most underrated place on this planet. Hot guys, great food, and good times. A place to relax and make the best memories of your life. “Shoebies” (philly vacationers) come for two or three months a year. All in all happiest place on earth...

Never fall in love in the jersey shore

by Lavasurfer123 June 7, 2018

Jersey Cream

Product for styling of men's hair consisting entirely of semen.

Yo Donny, looks like we're out of hair gel, but we don't have time to get some before we go to the club. Get over here and help me out with some Jersey Cream.

by Just-dont-ask-questions February 27, 2018