Italian ice 

Italian ice is a treat that my great Uncle Benedito came up with. It is shaved ice and then flavored with olive oil and lemon, oregano, and some chopped basil.

"Hey, Benedito! I'ma so hot I'ma gonna die!" "Waita ona minute, Sal, I'ma ganna geta you somathin ta coola you downa, my Italian ice"

Italian ice by Guiseppe Girardo May 21, 2006

italian 

I read in a magazine that Italian men have the smallest penises in all of Europe. Average = 13.5 cm. Which is a little less than 5.5 inches. Hate to burst all of your bubbles.

If an Italian guy says he has a big penis, he is probably lying.

italian by Truth hurts September 22, 2005

Italian 

ya fuck u all...italians are good people that wanna be alone and independent from everyone else cause they know wats goood and wats bad....only cause other people in the world are jealous of always seeing italians with the hottest girls doesnt mean people should talk shit...people who diss other races are fagots and deserved to be killed and they probably have a gay fuckin race thats why they must go bash other people

this canadian tried to make fun of an italian? ya ok hes a fuckin tard...ask him wat hes done before?? um nothing hes a fuckin cake

Italian by Francesco November 11, 2003

Italian 

Simply the most talked about culture in the U.S.A right now. Linked to the words guido and jersey shore. Very few italians act like those on the jersey shore. Generally short, tan (if not, light skinned), beautiful hair and stubborn. The most interesting and caring people you will ever meet. To experience a true italian, one must become close to them, or be on their good side. Knows their way in life, won't put up with bull shit and isn't afraid to punch a bitch once in a while.

Did you see that chick?
Yeah man she must've been italian!

That kid is so fly man.
Yeah dude he's italian

Italian by Sofia MM October 27, 2010

Italian tuneup

Driving a vehicle (particularly the engine) hard for a few minutes, getting everything fully warmed up and loaded, for the purpose of improving its state of running. Has some theoretical and empirical validity to it (in certain cases, it does actually work), but it can also be an incompetent hackjob substitute for actual mechanical skills and effort (in these cases, it usually makes things worse).

An Italian tuneup is the machinery getting exercise.

That shadetree shop down the road was supposed to fix my engine, but all they did was go for an Italian tuneup, only to stuff it into a tree.

Italian tuneup by Guava888 May 3, 2011

The Italian Ice

The act of ejaculating into a vagina which then proceeds to oral sex on said vagina.

Honey, I don't see the italian ice anywhere on this menu.

The Italian Ice by jclilly October 30, 2008

zamira/italia 

it is a close net family with an italian heritage. powerful influences a well conected with powerful people. san jose ca.

zamira papa joe zamira/italia 2010 donna jimmy frankie barry and joey

zamira/italia by bubbaluke May 2, 2010