Baby-table

noun. A sexual position in which a baby is used as male contraception.

Person 1: I ran out of condoms last night so I gave Susan the ol' "Baby-table".
Person 2: How'd she take it?
Person 1: Pretty hard.

by The_Fruggle_Bunny November 2, 2021

Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy November 19, 2011

Baby Taiyo

A god, a meme, the definition or art. Or that Baby in the corner. Mind you it's a Baby with a capital B.

Baby Taiyo is cool

by Baby Taiyo April 3, 2021

Baby Hotline

Your A Fan Of Jack Stauber So You Searched This Song To See What It Means It Means Suicide

Hmh Whats That Song Oh! Im Just Listening To Baby Hotline

by t3g442011 August 23, 2022

spill baby

a child concieved during anal sex either because of a tear or horrible joke played on one by fate.

Whatshisname only came in my ass so i figure i'll have to tell my future child he's a spill baby.

by jl999 December 20, 2008

Baby Blaster

Gun that Blast baby with 1 shot

Man i used my baby blaster to shoot that fucker in the tummy

by Yeerrrrr October 1, 2021

chipmunk baby

A child conceived through clandestine means on the female's part. Said means usually consist of the female giving fellatio, pretending to swallow, concealing semen in the side of her mouth (as a chipmunk), and later transferring the semen from the mouth to the vagina.

"... but Steve told me last year that they didn't want to have kids! I bet that sneaky bitch Jill made herself a chipmunk baby."

by dora t. explorer July 23, 2012