Hooker Taint

The moldy residue that builds up on your penis after having unprotected sex with several prostitutes. If not properly cleaned right away it has been scientifically proven to develop new strands of bacteria that modern medicine is unable to cure or properly treat.

Person A: Hey bro, what did you put on my toast?
Person B: I rubbed my dick on it, it's hooker taint.
Person A: Wow, I can't believe it's not butter!

by HolyToiletWater July 19, 2012

hook smoke

CO fumes from vehicles at the molecular level are shaped like hooks which grab on to your lungs and kill you faster.

Firefighter 1 - Dude, don't stick your face near that exhaust.
Firefighter 2 - Why?
Firefighter 1 - Hook smoke.

by camborgius November 18, 2013

hook nose and stinker

A one night stand with a Jewess and you put it in her ass.

Did you go out with Stacy Goldsteinberger? Yeah I pulled a hook nose and stinker!

by DooDooSoup October 27, 2015

Hookah

Ebonics for hooker.

How much fo dat hookah?

by jipc June 10, 2019

ear hook

Pronounced "err hook" as in the St. Louis regional dialect. Meaning is equivalent to eavesdropping with an added level of removal. Used primarily by African-American females when discussing social distrust.

"Girl u know u err hookin' when u done listened to ma conversation and still got it wrong!"

by blazn April 14, 2004

mind hook up

A mind hook up, is the mental, visual interpretation of yourself hooking up with another person. A mind hook up is meant to be done discreetly, but things can quickly become out of control.

Girl 1: I can't help it i mind hook up with him every time i walk into math.

Girl 2: Don't worry about it girly, that boy is scrumptious.

by ENZO_5 October 15, 2010

Polish Hookah

This lovely act, is called the polish hookah, due to the number of Poles involved in it. The act is when a girl sits in a public restroom, and begins to defecate. While moving her bowels, she gives oral sex to a man in front of her, as well as the occasional attention to the two penises through the glory holes on either side of her.

"Mrs. Nancy is quite fond of the Polish Hookah, and gets a daily dose of it"

by Cucumber Slumber April 8, 2015