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Touch my goat 

Australian slang for totes ma goat meaning totally, often used at bush doofs.
“Wanna head back to camp and have a tube?”
Touch my goat! Let’s go!”
Related Words
goat Goated goatse goating goatfuck goat fucker goatee Goatman goaty goat boy

she's the goat 

A bad ass girl who will make your heart melt that's been there for you since day 1 f***s with all your bros and got a hot bod
Him 1: I swear she's the one
Him 2: what you mean bruh?
Him 1:I think she might be the one I mean she's the GOAT she's my GOAT

Throat goat 

I nominate my girl friend to be the throat goat of the year....
Throat goat by Shoeboxx May 3, 2021

Cloak Goat 

Involves using a blanket or similar object to cloak the victim. As the victims pulls the blanket down, you pull down your pants and goat them.
Yo I just cloak goated my bitch last night.

Fat goat 

A fat goat is when someone or something is being really dumb, stupid, frustrating or anything like that.
I don’t wanna do this fat goat homework.
Fat goat by Fatgoatperson November 25, 2019

swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion 

When you have been hypnotized to do something after witnessing a goat’s swinging testicles.
It was definitely the single most totally embarrassing thing, immediately after I witnessed that goat taking off, I realized I must’ve been given a “swinging goat balls posthypnotic suggestion” when I ripped off my own pants and took off running along with the goats!