You're giving me the Vapors

This phrase has two meanings:
1) you're getting me hot (to the point of perspiration)
2) you're creeping me out hard core

Damn Annika, will you take a look at that fine piece of meat over there? He is certifiably giving me the vapors!!

Did you see how that guy just looked at me and wet his lips? He just gave me the vapors. Let's get out of here.

What you just said right there was hot, and in fact, you're giving me the vapors!

Maybe later you can taste my vapors.

by SuzyBuzy July 22, 2007

I don't give a frog!

To be used instead of 'I don't give a fuck', especially when said to a French.

X: God, french politics are bloody messy!
You: I don't give a frog! it sucks over here too!

by Dame Lotus December 3, 2010

couldn't-give-a-fuck book

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.

Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

by samwisegamg33 May 13, 2011

Give It The Ol' College Try

To join up with some friends, get some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.



Compliments of Bill Watterson

YOU- "Whatta we doing this weekend?"

FRIEND- "We'll give it the ol' college try."

by Enzo Ferrelli February 28, 2005

give the fetus a black eye

this term is used to describe a man with a big cock who unceremoniously fucks a pregnant women as hard as he possibly can with no regard for the unborn fetus which is why he is said to give the fetus a black eye.

"so johnathan you actually fucked that skanky pregnant chick rachel? your fucking sick. did you give the fetus a black eye?"

by AgentWar May 15, 2006

giving the cat some milk

When a man pumps his cum into a girls pussy, it's called giving the cat some milk
For example:

Guy 1: Bro you need to prepare for december! Go watch that video where
Johnny Sins is giving the cat some milk

Guy 2: Ah thanks bro! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Guy 1: no problem.

- Milk deliverer gang

by Aureole Youtube Channel November 27, 2018

give someone a bang on the pipes

A phone call

I'll give someone a bang on the pipes tomorrow at 3 pm and ask them if they can help.

by Beary 🐻 November 8, 2020