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Low Hanging Fruit

Expression used by proctologists to describe severe cases of external hemorrhoids.
The doctor remarked to his colleague, "I’d never seen so many low hanging fruit. I called the surgeon immediately and made an appointment for my patient."
by PJ Anderson May 28, 2008
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kiwi fruit

by Rees Pearse April 19, 2005
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Fruit Cup

There are two defintions for this term.

1. A man puts his balls in between his legs.

2. You shove an assortment of fruits and or vegtables into your lovers asshole or vagina and then eat them.
1. I will bend over and show you my fruit cup Maurcie!

2. Jessica lie down and let me give you a fruit cup!
by Bobbaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy June 22, 2011
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fruitarianism

An extremely unhealthy diet of consisting only raw fruit and possibly other raw plant foods, followed by the very stupid or very gullible, who ignore the fact that humans are naturally meat-eaters.
Alice Teresa, the fruitarian: You can live wonderfully on raw fruit alone! Every nutritionist and doctor agrees that fruit is the healthiest food in the world! You'll be healthy and joyful!

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Quit talking nonsense. I'm already healthy and joyful, because I'm getting all the nutrients I need. You, on the other hand, are missing out on protein, Vit. B12, iron, essential fats, and a whole host of other important nutrients. In my entire life, I have never met a single health professional who reccomended fruitarianism.

10 years later:

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Wow, that steak was great! I feel quite good now.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Me too. By the way, whatever happened to Alice Teresa, the fruitarian?

Ichiro Korematsu, the carnivore: Oh, she got diabetes, anemia, and osteoporosis quite a while ago. Also, the lack of vitamin B12 messed up her mind, so she has a long term stay at the local mental hospital.

Johnny Smith, the carnivore: Yikes, fruitarianism is so dangerous. I'm glad I didn't fall for their propaganda.
by JesseG88 December 15, 2006
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ass fruit

Ass fruit is basically anal fondue, where-by one person inserts small fruits (grapes, strawberries, etc..) most of, or all of the way into another person's ass and then bites or sucks them out to consume.
I plopped some fruit into my girlfriend's ass, and then enjoyed a nice little buffet of ass fruit as I sucked them out.
by DJDiggler August 8, 2006
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Fruit basket

Mom you seriously need to stop being a fruit basket!
by SexyBeast80 August 29, 2011
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Fruit Salad

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together
Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight
by Louisiana Fast : ) July 26, 2017
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