when you dumbass fat friend asks the teacher in class if we need a sleeping bag for our presentation about africa.
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The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
The answer is always "I cant this year, but count me in for next year". The following year, this answer is regurgitated verbatim.
Mich: You going to Vegas this year?
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
Dork Whiner: Ummm, I cant this year. But count me in for next year!
Mich: *eye roll*
by moraleboatanchor January 21, 2013
Get the Count me in for next year! mug.A game mode that is featured on most of the first person shooter games. Sometimes called "Deathmatch". In this type of game, you fight against everyone others. Compared to Last man standing, free for all has unlimited respawn.
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Get the simping for a fictional character mug.Trump: The longest way to say go commit die is now officially go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being
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by lightbulb5x March 2, 2019
Get the go commit cease vital function necessary for the prolonging of one's physical being mug.Lying for the Lord, is similar to lying for Jesus, but this phrase is particularly associated with the Mormon church (The church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints).
Lying for the Lord is when a Member of the Mormon church gives information which they know is false - or fails to admit to something which they know is true - to make their church seem better, or less corrupt (or less weird) than it really is
The Mormon tradition of lying for, or about, their religion goes back to the founder, Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith, in "Address of the Prophet—His Testimony Against the Dissenters at Nauvoo", delivered Sunday, May 26, 1844, Joseph Smith stated:
"What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago."
as the Mormon's own genealogical files will reveal, at this time Joseph Smith had many polygamous "wives"
this is not the first example of the Mormon church lying for the lord - it is simply the best known of many lies Propagated by the Mormon church, continuing throughout the whole history of the Mormon church.
Currently the Mormon church employes semi-official 'apologists' to try and defend themselves against the many sources which reveal the historical lies of the Church - semi official so the church can maintain 'plausible deniability'
Lying for the Lord is when a Member of the Mormon church gives information which they know is false - or fails to admit to something which they know is true - to make their church seem better, or less corrupt (or less weird) than it really is
The Mormon tradition of lying for, or about, their religion goes back to the founder, Joseph Smith
Joseph Smith, in "Address of the Prophet—His Testimony Against the Dissenters at Nauvoo", delivered Sunday, May 26, 1844, Joseph Smith stated:
"What a thing it is for a man to be accused of committing adultery, and having seven wives, when I can only find one. I am the same man, and as innocent as I was fourteen years ago."
as the Mormon's own genealogical files will reveal, at this time Joseph Smith had many polygamous "wives"
this is not the first example of the Mormon church lying for the lord - it is simply the best known of many lies Propagated by the Mormon church, continuing throughout the whole history of the Mormon church.
Currently the Mormon church employes semi-official 'apologists' to try and defend themselves against the many sources which reveal the historical lies of the Church - semi official so the church can maintain 'plausible deniability'
"the Mormon religion is in no way related to masonry. It's just a religion, just like any other religion. (It's not a cult. I would know. I am Mormon.)"
"You know that's not true, and I think you're trying to make your church look better by Lying for the Lord"
"You know that's not true, and I think you're trying to make your church look better by Lying for the Lord"
by DutchCappedCrusader June 15, 2014
Get the lying for the lord mug.Dalao (大佬), widely used in the Chinese online community (especially tech and gaming), means a person of great power, ability and/or wealth. It is generally used as a term of admiration.
In Chinese and many Asian cultures, it's considered a way to show one's respect by serving tea for them.
This phrase was initially found in a Chinese hack-and-slash-waifu-mobile game Honkai Impact 3rd as an in-game achievement name.
In Chinese and many Asian cultures, it's considered a way to show one's respect by serving tea for them.
This phrase was initially found in a Chinese hack-and-slash-waifu-mobile game Honkai Impact 3rd as an in-game achievement name.
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