Fleshy Undercling

A rock climber's euphemism for vagina.

Andrew: Dude I saw Veronica crushing V8's.
Riley: Yeah bro, I wanna get up in her fleshy undercling.

by I<3JOEJOES November 19, 2011

Fleshsicle

An erect penis which is licked like a Popsicle

I don't have any candy, but you can lick my fleshsicle

by wackstar November 20, 2011

Flefasaurus Rex

A Flefasaurus Rex Is A Preistoric Animal That Lived Over 70 Million Years Ago! Unfortunatley They Were Hunted To Extinction By It's Main Predator, The Worm!

Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.

1) "Jerry, quick! Over here, I found something!"

"What is it Dave? This better be good!"

"I think I found a fossil"

"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"

2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)

by SuperMike455 August 1, 2012

Flexin' the D

A term used to describe the "voluntary" act of erecting the penis.

Me: "Hey bro what are you doing?"
Bro: "Flexin' the D and playing GTA5"

by dickguru October 14, 2013

flessel

Female version of 'grundle'

Flessel!

by Theflesselwhisper December 31, 2013

flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top

I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.

by ezpei April 18, 2014

fleshy meat bags

The things... OUTSIDE
They appear to NOT be allergic to the sun

1337snipr42: hey, did anybody see any fleshy meat bags today?
Newbtewber69lol69: SHUT UP NEWB I'VE ALMOST GOT A K.E.M STRIKE

by Lyrite July 6, 2014