Five Aces

A lie, exaggeration of the truth, bullshit. Calling bullshit on a statement someone has made

I call 'Five Aces' on that...means' I call bullshit on your statement.

by jeff4par December 14, 2008

five second fling

a phenomenon that occurs when you think someone is attractive for a fleeting moment then come to your senses and think them repulsive once more

You're never going to guess who I had a five second fling with!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

five-fingered ounce

quantity of marijuana that indicates the supplier filled the bag with as much as could be held with five fingers. Usually results in a bit more than an ounce per bag--35-40 grams.

a five-fingered ounce is good for an extra weekend you can share with your friends

by WVbud September 25, 2008

shfifty five

The only real way to say 55.

SHIGGITY SHIGGITY SHWANG SHFIFTY FIVE!

by Rhymenocerous 5000 February 12, 2009

Kiss Five

2 people kiss their own hands, then 'High Five'

When saying goodbye at the end of the night, not sure whether to hug, kiss, or shake hands....Kiss Five!

by smilie December 29, 2009

shfifty five

the title of a great song by group X. used to mean something epic and awesome.

Jenny: Dude, I just caught a fly with my chopsticks.
Maria: That's soo shfifty five.

Tom: *darts throught the sliding doors right as they're about to close*
Jeremy: *begins singing the song shfifty five*

by ur girlfriend May 1, 2010

Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010