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mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.
d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.
by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009
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Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.
by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022
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pea fart

"I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.
by xraydelta1 February 18, 2011
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dutch fart

(noun) A fart so bad only dogs can smell it.
"Man Danny dutch farted so hard, good thing i'm not his chihuahua."
by The dutch bagel October 12, 2013
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potato fart

A fart that smells like all you've eaten in three days is potatoes.
Holly walked into the office and said, "Wow - all these french fries and breakfast burritos make it really smell like a potato fart in here."
by jef-fro November 9, 2017
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Farting terms

When you are confident enough in a friendship to fart in front of the other person without embarrassment from either party
Arran and I go way back. We're on farting terms.
by Jehannum October 9, 2015
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Fart of honor

It is the fart that someone accidentally drops and sometimes loud,usually at a formal place like office/restaurant. But because his colleagues want to save him from guilt,embarrassment and possibly a suicide attempt, they pretend to be decent ,acting not to notice the fart. They later discuss this issue among themselves after the guy leaves, mocking him with scorns that are even worse than snake bite,laugh at him and call him names.
Yesterday Tina dropped a fart of honor during the weekly meeting. Manager was shocked and remained sullen through out the meeting. Poor Tina.
by honda sensei January 8, 2016
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