hoco fair

The howard County "hoco" fair is one of the most popular places for kids in to go in late August in hoco but it's not how you think it is. It is FILLED with white girls that all wear the same thing. Jean shorts and a crop top. But I'm not complaing🤩. It's one the best places to stay relevant so alot of the Juniors and seniors go but they don't really fit in. Alot of people there are very drunk or above the clouds so everyone ends up hooking up sooner or later. Unless you play soccer. The most popular spot is the place in the middle right next to one of the ticket places. Everyone circles and talks and sorta waits for something to happen. You might ride like three rides there. They all suck. But you gotta love the hoco fair.

Stephanie: heyy Hannah wanna go to the hoco fair this Thursday?
Hannah:sure girl not before I drink till I can't stand and hoeout!

by Drew Peeep! September 21, 2019

Luke fairclough

A total gay dickhead, who sucks his dad

Luke fairclough is in bed with his daddy.

by Sally mick January 8, 2020

Laissez-faire faveur

When someone offers a favor, but in reality, they want you do the majority of the work.
Translated from French, this is a "let them do it" favor.

Darius: "The company laid me off, but they are willing to give me a strong recommendation during my job search."
Maddy: "Sounds like a laissez-faire faveur."
Darius: "Why do you say that?"
Maddy: "That happened to me once. It was all cool until the CEO told me to write my own recommendation for them to edit and return to me on company letterhead."

by porkchchoppanzeefin May 5, 2020

Alfie fairhurst

He’s just a sausage.

I was eating an Alfie fairhurst butty.

by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020

Financial Fair Play

Established by UEFA to prevent football clubs from spending more than they actually earn.
**Does not apply to Manchester City

"That is the only thing that disturbs. My opinion about FFP (Financial Fair Play) doesn't change, like my opinion on VAR."
- Jose Mourinho

by a dude, not a dudette July 15, 2020

To fair-and-balance

To engage in practices that result in fair and balanced news reporting.

After news reported that 1.5 million liberals marched on DC, Fox News to fair-and-balance 'd it by polling 100 CEOs.

by talkity talk July 25, 2020

molly fairies

The small fluffy particals that fly in the air after smoking the drug molly off of tin foil

Wow look at those molly fairies floating in the air

by Rissy Roo October 23, 2020