Hoe Faced

To be, generally, a fucked up cock sucker. One of the most annoying people ever, Hoe Faced people should be avoided wherever possible.

Hoe Faced Prick with goofy teeth - "'Lo!"
Guy - "Get the fuck away from me, you Hoe Faced dick!"

Example of what a Hoe Faced person would say

--=- Seven is the answer to everything -=--

by Dillan - Scottish 4 lyphe March 18, 2007

Complimentary facial

Sardonic and sarcastic praise that lays it on thick (see facial).

Boy, Mr Peterson sure gave her a complimentary facial and she was none the wiser.

by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

ass-faced to the wind

in a state of complete confusion and/or fluster

I'm so ass-faced to the wind right now I don't even know what's going on!

by Joshula January 31, 2008

Wussy facial

The act spreading ones vaginal lips and placing the clitoris one someones face specifically the nose

If you dont shut your mouth im going to give you a wussy facial

by ADalluge October 23, 2008

skunk faced

when your face looks particularly bad and it looks so nasty and stank looking.

Yo ass look so skunk faced right now, I dont even think rashon will mess with yo ass anymo

by Tashawn Webber October 14, 2009

Sad Faced

When you are depressed but can't show emotion being an emotionless tool.

Example: Anthony was sad faced when they canceled Heroes but renewed One Tree Hill FUCKING AGAIN CAUSE THAT SHOW SUCKS COCK BUT THEY KEEP IT AROUND.

by Anthony Makes Cheese and Whore November 26, 2010

Shot-faced

What happens to a person who has consumed too many jello shots.

Jake got shot-faced at his birthday party. The result? Embarrassing pictures that night and technicolor vomit the next morning! Ewww!

by shot-faced July 12, 2011