Elasti-Vag

1. Adj. Combination of Elastic and vagina meaning a vigina with characteristics similar to those of elastic.

2. Noun. A vigina resilient to the effects of frequent intercourse; a vigina with the ability to "bounce back" after being physically distorted

Prostitute: Hey sweet thang, you lookin for a good time?

Guy: I'd rather date-rap a virgin than pay money to screw your loose cooch.

Prostitute: Don't get it twisted sweetheart, I got that elasti-vag. Feels like the first time everytime.

by Princess Latifah February 27, 2009

East Norriton Middle School

A school in Norristown PA. The Kids their are basic and hella Getto, not to mention it’s a big school which has fake ass hoes as friends or “friends”. Also Colonial Middle School is 15 damn minutes from mine and it’s so much better. Like in my school All the boys play FORTNITE AND THE GIRLS LOVE STARBUCKS AND SEPHORA. Some of these bitches only shop their. It makes me hella mad like Wtf
Not to mention these kids are so bad. Like not I’m a bad ass their like we wear GUCCI were so COOL. Like shut up!! Okay well I’m done by

Made by yours truly

Bri😂

This school East Norriton Middle School is just umm... ehh no

by Bri!!! June 12, 2018

Lakota East High School

A school rivals with Lakota West . While being the exact same as West, somehow people think east is better. Still everyone hates it. Most people wish they went to Mason, the rich school where everybody is just better at everything.

"you see that kid that thinks he's cool"
"He must go to Lakota East high school"

by Davekdib July 31, 2017

Easter Bunny

Easter Bunny, often referred to an imaginary character which delivered easter eggs to children also refers to the rabbit eaten at the time of Easter. A long tradition carried out by generations of Europeans where Rabbits (of any species) are roasted, usually alive, to be consumed as a sacrifice to celebrate Jesus Christ.

"Say Steve, have you got your Rabbit ready for Easter yet?"
"That be a fine specimen of Hare for that there luncheon, Easter Bunny sure tastes good!"

by Gullah'Bul April 3, 2007

east stroudsburg

east stroudsburg north is located in the small little town of bushkill PA. the small town consists of two high schools that are bitter rivals and both suck at sports. north cannot play football for their lives : . south does steroids : we have two mcdonalds two wendys two perkins AND A FLEA MARKET !! everyone in this town SWEARS that they are right off the ave, jamaica ave that is. OH HOLLA. and everyone has a fake accent bc they are either from queens, bK, or the boogie down BRONXX. you can find your teachers always at the sarah street grill screaming "BITCHES BITCHES BITCHES" or screaming bc theyre best friend slapped them bc they wouldnt make out with each other. as for the kids we are all either drunk high or sexed up and NOT PASSING THE PSSAS. (PA placement passing test ;; study island HOLLLA) white people are the minority. even though half us think we are black anyways.

miss householders a hoee in East Stroudsburg; 1000 dollars CASH MONEY in East Stroudsburg, TU MADRE in East 'Burg. Wat up Wat up

by ur mother OH HOLLA May 17, 2006

Clint Eastwood

That song by Gorillaz. You know, the one that keeps talking about the future coming on.

I've got sunshine in a bag...

by MetaPaladin December 3, 2003

Fantastic Elastic

the act of mathematically measuring the exact point at which a given bungee jumper will reach the bottom of their downwards fall. And positioning a tight female at this given point. the bungee jumper needs to be masturbating as he is falling so that when he makes direct insertion in the female vagina he cums inside of her, guaranteeing pregnancy. due to the very fast insertion, the cum is shot out at 27mph reducing the labor time to only 4.3 months opposed to 8. the offspring produced by preforming a fantastic elastic are more athletic than the average child.

Lance Armstrong, Michael Felps, tiger Woods, Michael Jordan and Jeff Hamilton are all results of the fantastic Elastic

i wish i could be a sprinter on the USA Olympic, however im not athletic and fast enough. I grieve over it every day. I sure wish that my parents made me by preforming a fantastic elastic

by fantasticelastic May 7, 2009