by anonymous January 22, 2021

A high maintenance individual who includes a minimum 12.5 unnecessary additions to his coffee drink. Is typically seen on his daily commute from Starbucks to Dunkin Donuts. Baristas beware.
Barista: "What can we get for you today?"
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
Edward: "I would like a venti iced skinny hazelnut macchiato, sugar–free syrup, extra shot, extra honey, a dash of cinnamon, light ice, no whip..."
by comenerbyvote May 3, 2021

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

by Big_d_candy07 November 20, 2023

Is a fat wombat who with a small dick who I can’t write much about because he’s achieved absolutely nothing in his life that worth mentioning, pretty chirpy young kid considering what’s he’s done in his life, hopefully one day he’ll become a name
by Someone that you wish you were June 1, 2020

Edward: Hey wanna be friends
Person: Wait dont have a sister
Edward: yeah why?
Person: Sorry fam i am already best friends with ur sister
Person: Wait dont have a sister
Edward: yeah why?
Person: Sorry fam i am already best friends with ur sister
by shadowsdad May 7, 2022

by Potterhead020 April 28, 2021
