Elin drunk

when a person is out of control drunk.
loud in your face and irritating.

wow did you see that girl that got thrown out of the club she was really elin drunk

by ub274 December 11, 2011

Sloppy Drunk

Someone who after indulging in large amounts of alcohol exhibits one or more of the following characteristics; loosing all sense of balance, loss of any sort of mental filter on their mouth, uses excessive cursing, performs lewd dancing, and is usually covered in whatever alcohol they were drinking. These people are usually fun to be around first but in the end are just an embarrassment.

Joe - "Yo man did you see that girl Megan last night?"
Steve - "Yea dude she is such a sloppy drunk, she bumped into me and spilled beer all over herself and then blamed it all on me."

by Jimmy Profs October 26, 2009

Miguel drunk

A condition caused prinicipally by the consumption of an excess of 25 alcoholic beverages (beer, hard-a, mouthwash, etc.) in a short period of time. The condition is typified by the repeated utterance of certain catch-phrases such as "I bet you do," "your titties are on point tonight," and "what a bunch of goat-herders." The condition causes the subject to indiscriminately consume nearby beverages, often at the behest of the drink's rightful owner, further worsening the condition and rendering treatment very difficult to administer.

This condition often leads to the kissing of one's best friends, male or female (this particular condition is also known as Mike Donahue gay). It has also been known to cause ones hands to grope nearby women, and may even cause the subject to resemble Tony Danza.

dude, I swear, every time you get Miguel drunk you get Mike Donahue gay.

by Nuri January 2, 2005

coffee drunk

the effect u get after u drank too much coffee to wake yourself up(usually when studying to a test or when u feel u're falling asleep at work,common with workohollics)
Symptoms: Fast reactions,Fuzzy vision,shaking hands,talking to yourself,need more coffee,insomnia for one night at least,neasuea,farts in public,smell of urine from the mouth-----actually all those symptomes r the things u try to prevent by getting "coffee drunk"...

"HHemmm---Benny... why the fuck r u humping your monitor?..and what the fuck is that smell...?"

----awkward silence...-----

"I don't know brow-----I must be coffee drunk!---can u bring me some more coffee,please? i think i'm going out of focus here..."

by Benny D1 May 14, 2007

sugar drunk

when you’re fucked-up & have major crackhead energy while sober. this state is fueled by your own stupidity & the presence of your friends, and enhanced by the consumption of sugar (especially soda)

I was so sugar drunk last night, I started grinding on my friend’s teddy bear.

by ur b1tch July 1, 2020

werewolf drunk

Being so drunk you black out and wake up naked somewhere unexpected.

Joe was werewolf drunk last weekend. He woke up naked in front of a Burger King.

by JSIN March 14, 2007

pinball drunk

When you are so drunk that you are bouncing off the walls just to stay standing on your feet.

Nicole was so wasted that she got all these bruises the night before from being so pinball drunk in her apartment.

by Johnny Two-Tone April 29, 2008