deck

Verb. To fall from a great height and hit the ground.

Scott was way above his last piece of pro when he fell and he totally decked.

by jrw April 24, 2005

Deck

The hole you fuck.

I put it in your moms deck last night

by Rickey May 23, 2006

Deck

A way to say dick only in a way that Kelly from Shoes would say. Just an alternative.
Also a porch-like thing that people hang out on.

"Don't be a deck!"

"We used to sit on my fathers' old deck. It was very lovely and had a view of the ocean."

by xoxomandaa February 24, 2009

Deckermushita

The stylistic and wealthy art of giving your partner three Dutch ovens, followed immediately by taking a Cleveland steamer in your partner's eyes, and squishing the shit back and forth, up and down between his/her eyelids.

Not to be confused with the Japanese term "Dekimashita", which means "Finished". "Deckermushita" is pronounced Deh-ker-mush-tuh.

Bro 1: Dude, I gave your mom fourteen deckermushitas last wednesday.

Bro 2: FUCK, HOW DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH SHIT?

by GaveYerMomADeckermushita June 7, 2011

Dereck

Dereck is the kind of guy that will be so rude that you can’t help but laugh. He’s the nerd that will stop at nothing to literally climb you just to give you a high five that’s way to high for him. He will be the one mandatory guy flute player in every band, and he will either be the worst, or the best one. He’s probably gay, and just can’t admit it to himself yet. He’s the dungeon master of dnd and likes to make really easy campaigns because he’s not capible of anything else. He will work out literally all the time and post on Instagram every time he is at the gym, but he won’t ever actually loose any weight. He’s the guy that with all he’s flaws you still hang out with because hey, his friends are kind of hawt...

Omg that guys so rude

Yea I know, he’s a total Dereck

by Fjaoudnwbfkwbqkd January 24, 2019

Top-deck

The honorable act of finishing (cumming) in someone of the other sex's hair. Usually accompanied by the scream "You're about to get top-decked bitch"

Ruby: I let Steve top-deck me last night
Jewel: You freaky bitch

by Slap and tickle with the lads November 28, 2016

Top Deck

Half head of dark coloured hair with light coloured hair on the top. Half and Half hair colour.

Many hairdressers wear their hair like this, dark underneath and blonde on top.

Reminiscient of a block of top deck!!

by DidiLeesh June 30, 2011