doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

doing the double

Working and ilegally claiming social security cheques.

All those townies are doing the double

by llk April 23, 2003

doiko

1)Idiot
2)One who is being silly

"Listen, doiko, what are you doing?"
"You're such a doiko."

by Lulu June 4, 2004

doin' the norm

ya know, like, waxin' the candle, choking the chicken, chillin' the charlie. THE NORM!

Yeah, so yesterday, I was totally "Doin' The Norm" as my parents walked in and were like, "OH DEAR, what are you doing to yourself?" And in a rush, I agreed with my body and replied, "DOIN' THE NORM!!"

by Brendan / Gordon December 14, 2006

Doing a Riley

Doing a Riley is when you have messaged someone on Facebook and it says they have seen it, but they haven't replied

Boy 1: Has she replied yet
Boy 2: Nahh She's Doing a Riley

by steveopizzapie March 28, 2013

doings

A term used in the Southern Counties of the UK to denote going somewhere or someplace. No one outside of those areas knows what the hell the other person is saying but to people who live there it makes perfect sense.

"Hello Uncle Philip, where are you off to today?"
"I've got to go down the doings later to see about getting some money back on the shoes I bought. They don't fit right."
"Good luck with that Uncle."
"Thanks. Tell your mother I'll pop in and see her next week after I've got back from the doings down your road."
"Will do."

by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017

doing the laundry

to do pervocatice and erotic things with ones partner/ spouse/ boyfriend or girlfriend.

Mom, dad, im going to go do the laundry. (as they think your going to do the laundry)

did you hear that she was doing the laundry with him all of saturday night

by [poopy seed] May 4, 2009