An actor who thinks he is hot because he was on "Baywatch", way back with Pamela Anderson. Who is hawt.
NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.
NOTE: David Hasselhoff would not be seen with Gumby. Ever. Maybee Pokey, but never Gumby.
by App2daSauce February 5, 2009
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guy 1: have you seen david letterman last night?
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die
guy 2: yeah, worst hour of my day !!!
guy 1: he should retire...
guy 2: no ! he should die
by tekken_5 April 16, 2006
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by Flove17stand March 19, 2017
Get the David mug.The David Chase, named for the notoriously anti-climatic writer of the Sopranos, is a sexual technique which involves the following:
Having sex with one's significant other all night fullfilling every sexual need and desire. When one's significant other finally calls out "Don't stop-I'm going to cum!" One simply rolls over, turns off the light and goes to sleep, snoring loudly.
Having sex with one's significant other all night fullfilling every sexual need and desire. When one's significant other finally calls out "Don't stop-I'm going to cum!" One simply rolls over, turns off the light and goes to sleep, snoring loudly.
by Badfish740 July 6, 2007
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"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"
"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"
by j00 October 29, 2004
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