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Dave Dimachke

Dumb motherfucker lives in O Park KS
Dave Dimachke was trolling on some noobs jk hes gay
by mddimachke June 10, 2011
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Dave Dragonface

It's literally the most badass person in the world
He's Dave Dragonface...fear him.
by TheLastOneL3ft August 12, 2012
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Daveinate

Day-vi-nate Verb. To absolutely dominate, own or command a situation.
Mate, check out the Daveinator! He totally just daveinated me at that game of 'Cheat'.
by squid72 December 9, 2012
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Dave Sanderson

Dave is an uncomfortable yet cool fellow. He is shy but will sometimes break out of his shell. He has a large elbow and will use it for unusual things like riding a bike. He likes mangos especially on girls chests. He is a great dude.
"Did you see John at that party?"

"Yeah dude he's like a Dave Sanderson!"
by Harold Richards December 16, 2011
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Daveish

1. Of or relating to, being a Douche.

2. A pejorative term for an individual that is acting arrogant, obnoxious, or selfish.
3. An action that clearly deserves a Karmic Bitch Slap.

4. The description of an act that is/was Douchetastic.
You might be Daveish if you:

1. Lean into a baseball pitch and allow it to hit you, then charge the mound.

2. Strike out a 7 year old in Wiffle Ball and then rub it in their face by prancing around like a Soccer Player who just scored a goal in the World Cup.

3. Call your Cousin's wife a whore.

4. Break up a no-hitter in baseball, in the 9th inning, with a bunt.

5. Use the last square of Toilet Paper and do not replace the roll, leaving the next squatter to fend for themselves.

6. Create and then reinforce a douchey nickname for yourself like, "Da Hammer."

7. Are seen in public; rocking a Soul Patch, Drinking a Jagerbomb, sporting a spray tan, Pointing at cameras in photos, wearing a Seashell Necklace, rocking Shutter Glasses, wearing Flip Flops while also wearing a sweater, having blond tipped hair, and popping collars.
by Dr. Kennith Ian Buss November 9, 2012
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Dave Carleton

A term for a normal person with average looks and common name. This person is quiet and slightly asocial can be friendly and animated. They can blend in easily with a crowd and can be easily missed or forgotten unless care is taken. Little is known about their past, but peculiar habits and odd diction make you think that they're not who they say they are. This combined with their above average intelligence and social-anarchist political leanings will lead you to believe that they are some sort of spy or sleeper agent. They generally have dark hooded eyes in which dance the demons of their past. Not to be confused with a Narc.
Person 1: You know that guy from Chem class?
Person 2: Who?
Person 1: That quiet guy with the face... Dave Carleton in the back.
Person 2: ..... no.
by Tommy O'Reagan February 13, 2013
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dave deal

A dave deal is a deal which looks very promising, but when you look in the details the deal isn't that great as you at first sight thought.
Business cards are free, but then in the end you find out you have to pay for the delivery costs.dave deal
by I*ESN December 17, 2013
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