by CrabsAreTheBest August 3, 2021
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A particularly nasty case of itchy genitals caused by a romantic encounter with someone who has questionable sexual hygiene.
by Thumper McButtcheeks August 11, 2021
Get the Jazz Crabs mug.This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.
Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.
by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021
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A genetically modified crab that's purpose is to produce extra crab meat but grows molars as a defect.
by LipinStain June 25, 2021
Get the Molard Meat Crab mug.A creature who has an orange shell and lives in the sea. It will claw most things that come in its way.
by Woodland September 16, 2012
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