Crab Smacked

The act of having sex with a girl who has crabs who dosen't tell you, and when you find out midway through sex, you cock slap the girl

Orny: "Dude your date last night had crabs from fucking me."
Randy: "I know, which is why i crab smacked her."
Orny: "TOTALLY RAD BRAH!!!

by Hairy pee hole May 23, 2009

She Crab Soup

When a girl has crabs and you finish on her bush and eat it.

I had some decadent she crab soup last night. Bro! I ate this delicious she crab soup last night—washed it down with a Coors light

by Anthony Vince March 17, 2024

Crabbing

When someone goes down on a girl who has crabs.

Example 1: "I got that guy to go crabbing last night."

by MATT44E October 06, 2012

Crabbing

Three guys engaging in gay sex, they do a train, first guy puts up crab hands. Queue Crab Rave.

Bread and Elliot wanna go crabbing at Belcarra. I hope they bring a speaker and enough lube

by Sanora Marshall February 21, 2021

Crabbing

Similar to ‘pulling a pig’ but rather than seeking out the ugliest person, some out Crabbing will be looking to pull the most un-kept, sluttiest person (I.e. the one most likely to have pubic lice)

I’m bored of pull a pig... let’s go crabbing tonight instead!

by Beaniebea December 01, 2017

Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements (like a crab) to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.

person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"

by whatsthatword? April 09, 2024

Crabbing

When someone is intentionally walking or driving infront of you and mimicking your sideways movements to stop you passing them; usually they periodically slow down to piss you off even more.

These people need to die.

person 1 :"Bro, this guy infront of us has to be doing this on purpose"

person 2 : "Yeah, he's deffo crabbing us right now"

by whatsthatword? April 09, 2024