cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007

Blue Cookies

a cookie filled with weed and cannabis.

"yo u got them Blue cookies"
Hell yeah they got u high as f

by ion>know March 18, 2017

Smiley Cookies

An annoying advertisement that tells you to "create your own" smiley faced cookies. They appear low quality and lack all creativity. You could find better cookies at a gas station.

Stale oatmeal raisin cookies in an old person's home, are more appealing than Smiley Cookies.

by lolicakes April 22, 2011

fortune cookie

snow bunny but for Asian girls; hard to find but lucky to have.

Asian girls that only go for 🥷🥷

Yea, she’s the only fortune cookie at our school

by boldfortune444 May 8, 2022

Fudge Cookie

When you mold a peice of waste (poop) into a cookie-like shape then add chocolate chips to it.

DO NOT EAT
prank your friends

Guy#1 hey u wanna give this guy a fudge cookie?
Guy#2 yeah let me do it... (he poops)
(guys make the fudge cookie)
Guy#3 wtf dude i was sleeping!

by EastsideMike November 2, 2009

cookie jar

Las Vegas slang for bootyhole or anus.

Get yo hands out my cookie jar!

by stephen and patrick September 3, 2006

Dirt cookie

a cookie made in Hati. They take some clay and mix it with flour and butter and form it into a cookie shape and then bake it.
It does little more than stop hunger pangs.
They make these because of the shortage of food there.

1. I couldn't eat a dirt cookie. Could you?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009