Going Clam

It's the same as Going Ham only for a chick. (Going Ham is doing something "Hard As a Motherfucker"....now only for a guy.)

"Did you see Diana Taurasi today, she was going clam."

by DPed any goddamn way October 16, 2011

Closet racist

Most functioning human beings, a closet racist thinks differently of a different race in their head and express it in public differently

All normal human beings are closet racists

by Jon Doe4567325 February 14, 2021

bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006

Classic Ice

1. A less well known substitute for Natty Ice. Brewed by the experts at Milwaukee's Premium Brewing Company, it is 6.0 percent alcohol, but somehow manages to have a far more palatable flavor, especially after the first few are consumed. It has been suggested that the best way to have your first one or two of the night is to shotgun them. Dirt cheap, better tasting, and the official beer of the Jive Turkeys, classic is the classy ice beer.

2. Classic Ice kills more brain cells, causes more stupid decisions, and leads to more fun than your weak Natural Light. Shotgun it, funnel it, pour it in a fancy glass and discuss philosophy while drinking it; just remember, you can’t have just one.

Every Friday afternoon we need to go to the brewthru to buy 30 racks of delicious Classic Ice.

Dude, I shotgunned so many Classics last night I couldn't even stand up.

Will: Hey Mark, what do you call Classic Ice?
Mark: The True College Beer.

by TheSuze December 5, 2007

Penor Cleanor

Noun. A person or animal who cleans penises through: sucking, licking, spit shining or oiling. Much like a car wash for your cock.

Dude.... your a penor cleanor.

by -CyberPunk- May 26, 2005

tin foil hat club

conspiracy theorists, whether the conspiracy is real or contrived. Usually convinced that whatever politician they dislike is a "reptillian alien" and that standard jet exhaust contrails are actually chem-trails of chemicals being sprayed down on the earth by the Illuminati.
The name originates from the belief that we are being brainwashed by mind control beams, and only hats made of foil or tin will keep the evil brainwaves out.

That guy over there is a card-carrying member of the tin foil hat club.

by ghost3x7 April 20, 2009

A Clockwork Orange

A Clockwork Orange is a book and movie with many different levels. The most obvious level is the theme of violence and 'ultra-violence'. A bunch of droogs get-off and take joy in terrorizing others. On that level it is an extreme example to those that do not feel self-empowered. This makes it a cult classic. On other levels it is also about learning self-constraint and how we alienate others by selfishly fulfilling our own needs before those of others, and on yet another level, it shows how being short sighted and trying to race to the end of a learning process can actually completely defeat the process. The story clearly shows that 'law' tries to subvert its criminals via brainwashing, but if someone doesn't learn to change for themselves, then you are only just holding them prisoner.

It is a book/movie I highly recommend for the analytical types. There are many levels to it and although there are some scenes that may disturb the faint-of-heart, it is worth it for the rest of the movie.

The movie A Clockwork Orange gives deep insight into those of us that feel alienated and yet self-empowered. It reinforces the feeling that I may do as I please, without regard to the repercussions. Thankfully I don't actually want to rape people.

by ismirth September 26, 2005