Captain Quasar

The king of the fat kids. Bigger than a planet, so he lives in space. Often will eat planets for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. His special power is saying “bro” so loud, that it rips through the fabric of space time. He is a terrifying individual, who has struck fear into our galaxy. Rumor has it that an entire civilization that has developed on his stomach. He has 8 moons that orbit him.

“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.

by Patriot77🇺🇸 January 3, 2020

Captain Jackson

A place where everyone is welcome. You can have fun here. Make lifelong friends and even a boyfriend. But captain Jackson is the best place you could be if you want a true family.

Hey, did you hear about that amazing place? Yeah it’s called captain Jackson!

by Kaymmm March 21, 2020

Captain Kyle

The alter ego of the sexy beast know as Kyle Johnson

“YARRRR HARRRR ME LADS” said captain Kyle after baylen slapped his sexy ass

by Captains cum bucket April 26, 2020

Captain Capri

A trash ass guy. He’s lame af and can’t play rainbow 6. Has a bomb ass wifey though. Don’t know how this guy has friends.

Omg this trash ass player named Captain Capri needs to be off the team!

by Videogame girl 420 May 28, 2020

Captain cougar

Tall, bearded, hipster man-like being, likes to flirt, drink and play poker.
Loves a good wooly mammoth to keep warm at night, but not against a night alone with a big tube of prescription lube.

That guy has a big beard - “must be a captain cougar”

by Hookname December 4, 2020

captain d

Another word for dickpic

"Matt showed me his captain D last night"
"was it big"

by RuDe's Account February 12, 2021

Captain Mogadon

A person, usually of some significance/importance, who speaks in a very slow, boring and monotonous manner thus rendering his/her audience bored to tears.

Mark Drakeford is Captain Mogadon; He is boring, grey, dull and monotonous!

by Credible Threat May 7, 2021