this phone is cancerous
by sourarcticfox February 6, 2022
Get the cancerousmug. In music streaming apps: A music artist that when a song of theirs is liked begins to take over and corrupt a station you’ve spent years carefully grooming. Eventually this leads to having to delete the station as it has become a meaningless lump.
I’m sorry Josh I had to delete my QOTSA station after liking, ‘The Pretender’. Apparently the Foo Fighters are a cancer artist. All I get is one Foo Fighters song after another.
by IguessIcould October 10, 2019
Get the cancer artistmug. It's a shame coronavirus didn't kill every single one of them. Those cancer cells have been wrecking havoc on the rest of the world and getting away with it for far too long.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
It's funny how the cancer cells are now protesting against the war in Ukraine, when they ARE the ones pushing for war with Russia in the first place.
Never let the American out of its cage, it will metastasize and the entire planet will get cancer.
Foo: Hey, did you know that the US uses most of its tax money to fund Israel's Iron Dome?
Bar: Cancer feeding cancer, what's new?
The cancer cells of the world are more preoccupied of political correctness than actually contributing to society, so I'd say China is going up against an opponent who has idea how to breathe on its own.
There is no such thing as an anti-war American, that's like a non-malignant cancer cell. It's an oxymoron.
News reporter: "...the failed coup d'état in El Salvador was later revealed to be backed by an "anarcho-communist" group based in San Jose, California".
A: That was an example of the metastasis of cancer cells, kids. Early diagnosis is key, the earlier they're found and treated, the better the outcome.
by ilikemayonags April 15, 2022
Get the Cancermug. A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
by the February 16, 2024
Get the cancerous rodentmug. Be prepared, the world as we know it is soon to end. For Atlas shall return and restore justice upon us all, with no other that thy Cat The Cancer.
- Cat The Cancer
- Cat The Cancer
by Cat The Cancer April 24, 2025
Get the Cat The Cancermug. A ugly ass Social Media group called Team 10 year olds (except Alex Lange and Tessa Brooks) and especially Snake Paul and Snerika Costell or Snerika Hoestell or Snerihoe Cocksucker or even Snake Bitch (Snakerika).
#fuckteam10 #logang4life #logangatthetop #cloutgang4life #cloutgangatthetop #ksi4life #ksiatthetop #ksiwilldestroyjoeweller
#fuckteam10 #logang4life #logangatthetop #cloutgang4life #cloutgangatthetop #ksi4life #ksiatthetop #ksiwilldestroyjoeweller
Me:Bob why do you have cancer?
Bob:I watched Jake Paul -Jerika ft.Erika Costell & Uncle Kade.
Me:Danny why are you there too?
Danny:I watched Erika Costell - There For You.
Me:Kav why tf are you there too?
Kav:I watched both Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro ft.Team 10 and Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro (Remix) feat.Gucci Mane.
Me:Jesze,Axel,Petra,Rueben,Patrick and Kevin how did you survive poison?
Axel:I watched Logan Paul - The Fall of Jake Paul ,Outta My Hair,No Handlebars and Logan Paul - Help Me Help You ft.Shay Mitchell & Why Don't We.
Kevin:I watched RiceGum - God Church.
Patrick:I watched KSI - Earthquake ft.RiceGum.
Jesze:I watched RiceGum - I Didn't Hit
Her.
Petra:I watched RiceGum - Frick Da Police and AznRomeo - Phuc the Poheece.
Reuben:I watched RiceGum - Its Everynight Sis ft.Alissa Violet.
Me:Ohhh...well I fell bad for Bob,Danny and Kev and I'm happy you survived Jesze,Axel,Petra,Reuben,Patrick and Kevin.
Bob:I watched Jake Paul -Jerika ft.Erika Costell & Uncle Kade.
Me:Danny why are you there too?
Danny:I watched Erika Costell - There For You.
Me:Kav why tf are you there too?
Kav:I watched both Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro ft.Team 10 and Jake Paul - Its Everyday Bro (Remix) feat.Gucci Mane.
Me:Jesze,Axel,Petra,Rueben,Patrick and Kevin how did you survive poison?
Axel:I watched Logan Paul - The Fall of Jake Paul ,Outta My Hair,No Handlebars and Logan Paul - Help Me Help You ft.Shay Mitchell & Why Don't We.
Kevin:I watched RiceGum - God Church.
Patrick:I watched KSI - Earthquake ft.RiceGum.
Jesze:I watched RiceGum - I Didn't Hit
Her.
Petra:I watched RiceGum - Frick Da Police and AznRomeo - Phuc the Poheece.
Reuben:I watched RiceGum - Its Everynight Sis ft.Alissa Violet.
Me:Ohhh...well I fell bad for Bob,Danny and Kev and I'm happy you survived Jesze,Axel,Petra,Reuben,Patrick and Kevin.
by GucciGobz November 30, 2017
Get the Cancermug. Cancers are the most emotional of the 12 zodiacs. Cancers are people born between June 22nd to July 23rd. Aside from being moody and bipolar, they are very fun to be around and will love you unconditionally. They love like no other sign. They express their love in actions and and when they say that they care about you, they truly mean it. They are mysterious people. Sometimes, it's difficult for Cancers to hide their feelings because they usually make it so obvious or other times, cancers will try to look happy and fake a smile because they usually hate when people feel pity for them...honestly, it just depends. Cancers are huge drama queens and can get super clingy. Cancers also tend to fall in love with almost anyone and get attached too quickly. Cancers hate criticism or insults. they will take everything to heart and overthink all the time. They heal themselves with sad music and they cry over anything.
by yourfavoritesadgirl November 25, 2018
Get the Cancermug.