Schrödinger's Cage

Schrödinger's Cage: The act of subjugating oneself to solitare and study whilst their colleagues and friends enjoy merriments. The individual then proceeds to waste their time ultimately coming to the conclusion that sed time could have been used enjoying such merriments. Schrödinger Cage provides a double entendre acting as the name of the man it was intended to reflect upon and providing an allegory into the mentality of its victims as the act of trapping oneself into a metaphorical cage.

He didn't come to the hangout because he had too much work to do, but he didn't do any of his work anyway and just procrastinated. He is doing the Schrödinger's Cage!

by Rataray February 3, 2024

mining off-camera

When somebody cheats and claims he/she did it legitimately, mostly used in Minecraft

How'd you get all these diamonds? Looks like you've been mining off-camera.

by 7neEnd November 29, 2024

open your camera

turning on your camera on facetime

open your camera so i can see you

by Abby and mp language March 30, 2025

The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog

The Rabbit that guarded the cave in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" before being killed with The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.

"Don't be deceived, for that rabbit is a killer beast with an insatiable thirst for blood. The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog." -Probably a seer for King Arthur

by anidiotwhoisbadatblender May 6, 2025

Got that on camera

A catchphrase used by Stephen Crole-Rees
When he gets someone doing a deviant act on camera

If you move that bin again I’ve got that on camera

by Stephen Crole-Rees June 13, 2025

Femboy Goon Cage

A cage used to capture a Femboy and cover him with semen. It must be made with rubber, and it should have a large container full of semen at the top. It should also have a remote control to release the semen and cover the femboy in it.

Guy 1: i will put you in a Femboy Goon Cage.
Guy 2: Im not even a femboy!
Guy 1: I dont care.

by Shakespeare dihh August 8, 2025

Get the bird outta' the cage

Can be an expression of excitement or bewilderment for something truly extraordinary, including doubt of its sheer existence.

: Did you know that one cigar shaped asteroid was actually an alien ship?
: Get the bird outta' the cage! No way!

by ultrabrick November 7, 2018