cookie-monstered

The act of taking a thizz by chewing it and smiling.

I just popped my thizz but I can't believe that crazy fool Beats just cookie-monstered his!

by sickbeats June 3, 2007

fortune cookie

snow bunny but for Asian girls; hard to find but lucky to have.

Asian girls that only go for 🥷🥷

Yea, she’s the only fortune cookie at our school

by boldfortune444 May 8, 2022

cookie bombing

baking something sweet and delicious at another person's house, then after eating your fill, leaving all of the remainder. Meaning you then do not have a tummy ache from eating too many sweets and they, inevitably, do.

" Oh wow, I came home today and this girl I've been seeing baked an entire plate of cookies, then just left. They were delicious, but now my stomach hurts something fierce. I didn't realize she was cookie bombing me!"

by quipish December 16, 2011

Cookie Monster

The most aggressive form of eating. (Verb)

1. To demolish any type of edible item in an enthusiastic and violent fashion.

2. Displaying the utmost excitement and appetite for any form of sexual activity.

"When those cookies are finished baking, I'm going to cookie monster that shit!"

"I'm so hungry, I could cookie monster a horse!"

"Dude, that chick is so hot, I want to cookie monster her ass!"

"Her pussy was so sweet, I cookie monstered it for hours."

by knight_sliver August 10, 2014

earth cookie

A woman who wears no makeup and is very sweet, like a cookie.

That mom is an earth cookie, she is sweet and does not wear makeup.

by One Shoop, Many Sheep October 13, 2013

cookie jar

Las Vegas slang for bootyhole or anus.

Get yo hands out my cookie jar!

by stephen and patrick September 3, 2006

Dirt cookie

a cookie made in Hati. They take some clay and mix it with flour and butter and form it into a cookie shape and then bake it.
It does little more than stop hunger pangs.
They make these because of the shortage of food there.

1. I couldn't eat a dirt cookie. Could you?

by Deep Blue 2012 August 4, 2009